In addition to selling myself to medical research, here's what I did for money this summer...
Secured a two night stay at West Coast Clinical Trials for a clinical study of asthma medicine: $600.
"Donated" blood from a major artery in my left arm to Massimo Corporation: $200.
Taught surf lessons with Surfer Sam's surf school: Not much.
I checked back in with my friends at West Coast Clinical Trials and stayed there for 8 days. They paid me $5,100 to test a double dose of a drug called "Simponi" thats already on the market. That silly drug was no match for me. What bunch of suckers. ...that's most definitely the way they feel about us.
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